Need To Eat Out An Anxious Over-achiever Girl So Good She Sleeps For Hours While I Cook Her Food In The

kinda ingenious. don't know if i would let him hit but this would charm me

cooking with her but oops… i took her finger between my lips a little too seductively when she wanted me to taste the sauce and now i’m being fucked on our kitchen counter

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

i'm just a kid

i never use my brain

i only use my heart

and my imagination

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

If you send me "🥺" instead of using your words I'll start thinking about making you gag on my fingers until you cry. I don't make the rules.

i think it's fundamental to ruin your sleep schedule for the woman you're in love with. Yep. You agree.