Num-1-weezer-fan - Mari 🪲⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

cooking with her but oops… i took her finger between my lips a little too seductively when she wanted me to taste the sauce and now i’m being fucked on our kitchen counter

👏do👏your👏makeup👏all👏pretty👏for👏me👏so👏 i👏can👏ruin👏it👏later👏

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

need to eat out an anxious over-achiever girl so good she sleeps for hours while i cook her food in the underwear she just came in

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

*trying to call a woman beautiful but i've forgotten how to engage other humans in conversation* girl, you remind me of architecture

when you have trauma that makes it hard to share even the smallest feelings and she is still patient with you and never rushes you or makes you uncomfy

yes i’m aware this is the bare minimum but i’ve just never experienced it before lolz

you draw so pretty ! reminds me of the car explosion my family got into

Awesome