Hate When Websites Are Like "We See You Have Adblock. Will You Turn It Off..For Us? 🥺" Like Stop Being

If you’re not kissing her tummy on your way down to eat her out, you’re doing it wrong.

not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care

"would you ever let another girl fuck your girlf-"

no. nope. nuh uh. NO. she's MINE. get your own.

I love my girlfriend guys did you know I love my girlfriend hey I love my girlfriend did you know that I love my girlfriend yeah I love my girlfriend oh really yeah I love my girlfriend oh haha that’s so cool I love my girlfriend wow I love my girlfriend guys I l

Nothing would make me happier than having someone buy me outfits they think would look pretty on me

in the club tearing the fuck out of my fingernails and cuticles

genuinely the idea that not caring about the lives of fellow human beings makes you more rational is far more widespread than it should be. if you never bother to learn cognitive empathy your own life will be worse anyway. and while some people see cognitive empathy as a default, I believe that's not true. "out of touch" would not exist as a concept if everyone had adequate cognitive empathy to navigate relationships and life in general. just #thoughts

when you have trauma that makes it hard to share even the smallest feelings and she is still patient with you and never rushes you or makes you uncomfy

yes i’m aware this is the bare minimum but i’ve just never experienced it before lolz

someday 🐞