The Chaotic Urge To Slip “good Girl” Into A Casual Conversation Just To Watch Your Reaction.

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

me when i catch someone vagueposting

i came out of the womb, and immediately apologized for the pains i caused my mother in childbirth. it cost her something to bare me and raise me, and i think ill spend the rest of my life trying to make up for that. all i really am anymore is sorry

i'm just a kid

i never use my brain

i only use my heart

and my imagination

no i’m not thinking about her dripping pussy or how it would feel in my mouth. definitely not thinking about licking up the mess and shoving my tongue inside her

All my homies love boobs and hate the government

all i want for christmas is BOO!!! - mariah scary