Num-1-weezer-fan - Mari 🪲⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

me when i catch someone vagueposting

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

kinda ingenious. don't know if i would let him hit but this would charm me

i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep

the chaotic urge to slip “good girl” into a casual conversation just to watch your reaction.

no i’m not thinking about her dripping pussy or how it would feel in my mouth. definitely not thinking about licking up the mess and shoving my tongue inside her

im slowly losing it