Kinda Ingenious. Don't Know If I Would Let Him Hit But This Would Charm Me

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

in the club tearing the fuck out of my fingernails and cuticles

i think a pretty girl riding my face until she cums in my mouth would save me

it’s actually embarrassing what a “good girl” can do to me… on my knees asap

non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

👏do👏your👏makeup👏all👏pretty👏for👏me👏so👏 i👏can👏ruin👏it👏later👏

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality