Murakami: I Really Like This Whole “ Good Guy, Bad Guy “ Thing You Guys Have Going On.

Jin: Being in love with Tachikawa is not always cute or romantic. Sometimes it’s pushing his face away because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he has no sense of self-preservation.

Jin: Update, Tachikawa got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how!

Koarai: I licked it, so it’s mine!

Okudera: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Kazama: I don’t have anger issues!

Suwa: A worker fucked up your order at McDonald’s and you screamed “ You done mcfucked up now! “

Suwa; And then you called him a chicken mcnobody.

Kazama: Ha, chicken mcnobody.

Maori: You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Mizukami:

Oki:

Minamisawa:

Ikoma: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

Tachikawa: I’m an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!

Tachikawa: Shinoda, what are taxes?

Jin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Miwa: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Jin: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Miwa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Kitazoe: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kageura: I’m a knife.

Inukai, yelling from across the room: He’s a little spoon!

Osamu: We’re out of coffee.

Kizaki: I hid it: It’s been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Osamu: Bold of you to assume it’s only been two days.

Arafune, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Ouji: I don’t know. When are you going to ask me to?

[ later ]

Hokari: And then you just ran away?!

Arafune: I didn’t expect him to flirt back!