Osamu: We’re Out Of Coffee.

Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?

Urushima: I only take cash or credit.

Arashiyama: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I….. I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Ayatsuji: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!

Izumi: Where?

Yoneya: No, the regular kind.

Koarai: I licked it, so it’s mine!

Okudera: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!

Arashiyama: Seriously, you have to stop joking about your traumas!

Jin: Haha, and what are you going to do? Tell Mogami-san?!

Arashiyama: Jin….

Murakami: Why isn’t there a sad sunglasses emoji?

Murakami: I want to show I’m unhappy, but still cool.

Ikoma: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????

Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.

Tachikawa: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?

Izumi: Well, that’s great, but what have you been doing that’s got you arrested so many times?

Tachikawa: Arrested?

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin