Maori: You Guys Are Idiots, Did You Know That?

Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]

Yuba: You’re not doing it right.

Tonooka: Sorry?

Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Tonooka:

Kako: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit.

Hiura: My ears are triangles! I have no responsibilities! Meow meow!

Hyuse: The next time I come to you guys looking emotionally vulnerable feel free to knock me out so I don’t say anything I regret

Osamu: Don’t be like that! If anything’s on your mind tell us!

Hyuse: Please, just hit me in the head.

Chika: We’re here for you whenever you need us!

Hyuse: Hit. Me.

Yuma: I’ll do it.

Hyuse: See, he cares about me.

Ouji: Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I’ll use to explain the plan.

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin

“ police sirens in the distance “

Chika, who has never done anything wrong, ever: They found me.

Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.

Okudera: Let’s do something REALLY scary.

Mako: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.