I Got Possessed By Some Art Demon I Think And Spent The Last

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.

*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*

I’m sorry, you what? I-

HOW?

As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually

It do be like that sometimes

I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real

I hurt my fingie :(

exactly

I told my genie I wish not to die a virgin

He granted me immortality.

Reblogging because holy fuck we all need to read this.

Farewell online privacy

Always

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends