Exactly

Okay, but that’d be chaos, and it sounds cool, can I go there?

Ur not as epic as you think you are

You’re lying, it only hurts your own credibility

Oh no, I was fully aware. I just wanted to be helpful, so I didn’t care

You rescue many different animals not knowing they are mythical creatures. That weird bird you rescued a month ago was a Phoenix. Your dog? Cerberus. That fox you impulsely got was a kitsune. They also all agree to look over you.

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

Wh-what are you doing step-vogue?

Teen Vogue what r u doing

I hurt my fingie :(

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

I physically cannot gaud. It is literally impossible to want to see that more than me. Show me the goddamn itty bitty handcarved removable organs.

oh hey wanna see some antique ivory anatomical manikins complete with itty bitty handcarved removable organs?

But I wanna

Is it okay to put a toaster in your bath if it's not plugged in? [time sensitive question]

DO NOT PUT A TOASTER IN YOUR BATH AT ALL