[ @mnstcrbnll Sirio Jumping In For Reporting Duties ]

"How has it been weeks since I started playin' this game..." He's still playing Pokémon Crossing...

Shes not here yet but flower emoji sapphire?

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Archie is probably like some weird uncle to Sapphire despite everything that happened. Takes her on fishing / diving trips and the like.

Sapphire knows about the merfolk dealio. I feel like Archie told her after the team disbanded.

"Why's everyone pickin' fights with me today."

There's a thud on the other side of the door. Archie raises an eyebrow, but decides not to inquire.

Crisis somewhat averted, though? Not that he lied about anything, just-- He always feels so guilty whenever people recognize him. Fair enough, though. He did some awful things. "That's jus' how I was born. I'm a merfolk. An' I'm no' the only one either, not from the merfolk nor from whatcha call supernatural people."

"…I know, I--"

A groan, and he let himself fall down, his back pressed on the door. Being worried about a guy who almost ended the world and regretted his action was quite hypocritical for someone working for Guzma, huh…? Especially if he was dragged in there like most of the Skulls.

"…and, uhm.

The… tail, then?"

"Thank ya."

He might sound sarcastic here, and maybe he is a tiny bit (he hasn't forgotten their first interaction), but he's also kinda grateful for a distraction right now. Archie sits up a little, blanket wrapped around his shoulders.

"So... I've gotta say, you've got a nice team goin' here. Real good people. Feels like a family." He misses that. A lot.

Oh this COCK.

"...fine."

He's sitting down. Arms crossed, practically slouched on the nearest chair, giving him a sign as to say 'let's get this shit going'.

"..." Why's everyone so fucking rude to him (save for like. 3 people)? He visibly deflates, allowing himself to sink back into the tub. "I don't e'en fit in there-- Whatevs. Jus' let me snooze."

This was gonna be a long ass fucking night, wasn't it? The things he did for Plumeria, seriously. Not only was he crashing in a bathroom but he also had to listen to stupid fish puns.

"You wanna pay me back? Just dive on back into the ocean. We could try flushin' you down the toilet."

Oh he's pouting now? That's kinda cute, not gonna lie. He's lifted up by the shirt (kinda impressive), and just like he expected, Guzma returns the favour. Archie hisses too, but the grin never falters. That stupid, shit eating grin of his...

"Ya content now?"

He laughs. The bite stings for sure, but... He's had worse.

"Or can ya do better?"

WROSTIE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

The bite hurts, nothing to say about it-- holding in another hiss turned out to be much more difficult than he first thought. And it will leave a fucking mark. Ironically, that's what pisses him off the most--

--no wait it's the smirk. The smirk pisses him off the most.

Squinting, Guzma pouts for a few seconds as he finds the words. Considers punching those teeth off, but that would just be straight up pussy shit. Proof that he couldn't handle it.

Soooo. The free hand grabs Archie's shirt, pulls him in and returns the fucking favor. Fine. Explain your own bite mark on your neck, asshole. Two of us can play this game.

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fight honorably  /  fight dirty /  prefer close-quarters / prefer range  / chat during  /  go silent / low pain tolerance  / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily  / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively /  strike first /  provoke easily /   provoke their opponent /  tease /  get visibly frustrated  /  shout while attacking  /  use strategy /  focus on their battle  /  experience conflicting thoughts during battle  / rush in recklessly  /  try to read their opponent before fighting /  fight wildly /  fight calmly or apathetically  / fight with anger  / fight with excitement /  fight because they have to /  fight because they want to  / fight without regard to wounds /  run away when wounded  / hide wounds  /  take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer a gun /  prefer a bow /  prefer a shield  /  prefer a spear / naginata  /  prefer a personalized weapon  / prefer magic or spells ( or Pokèmon lol )  / prefer brawling  / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional  /  transform for battle  / fight as they appear /  rely on strength  /  rely on speed / use everything they have /  hide their full potential  / exhaust quickly /  high stamina /  doubt their strength  /  proceed with caution  /   behave arrogantly /  brag after landing a hit  /  belittle their abilities  / use psychological tactics /  use brute strength / avoid civilians   /  strike down civilians  /  damage surroundings /  avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style  /  making it up as they go /  mastered skillset / learning their skillset / fancy footwork /  sloppy footwork /  messy fighter /  elegant fighter / accept defeat /  refuse defeat  / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent  / insult their opponent  /  use unnecessary movements ( flips, twirls ) / move efficiently  /  barely move /  prefer to dodge / prefer to block /  defend their blindside / has no blindside  / use all available advantages ( ex; use a gun but also throw punches, kick out while blades clash, etc. ) /  strictly use one main method  / play around  /  hold back  / fight ruthlessly / show mercy /  wait for opponent to be ready  / strike when opponent isn’t ready  / fear death  /  fear pain  /  fear killing  /  has PTSD  / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight  / has killed / refuses to kill  / want to die standing / would succumb slowly.

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decided to draw his merfolk form finally sdfdsf ))

SPITS OUT HIS WATER--