Got Into A Fight Last Night

When Rockstar first released Grand Theft Auto, they actually paid reviewers to negatively review the game in order to keep it controversial, and therefore popular. They targeted right wing news papers to ensure moral outrage and drive the game to success.

i want to have more ghost friends, but a lot of times they’re just problematic.

i’m like, hey, let’s hang out!

and they’re like

let’s take over the fucking planet

like, no dude we’re not gonna do that

“Chicken soup for the soul! What is going on here?!

—My english teacher

my teacher

constantly swears in classic lit novel titles and idk whether to be offended by this onslaught of culture or impressed he actually remembers them

I need a girl that I can talk to at 3AM about aliens and conspiracy theories.

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

someone: are you a dog or cat person?

me: i mean i found a dead dog once

them: no that’s not—

me: it followed me home and now it shows up from time to time so...

them: what the fuck

thanks to the guy–who sounds suspiciously like Ponytail from my previous posts–who decided last night would be a good time to pick a fight with me

my bruised ribs :) thank you :) so do :) my :) eyebags :)