Reblog If You’re Def The Kind Of Person Who

thanks to the guy–who sounds suspiciously like Ponytail from my previous posts–who decided last night would be a good time to pick a fight with me

my bruised ribs :) thank you :) so do :) my :) eyebags :)

do you know what’s really sad?

my sister is definitely the smartest person in my family and she has like

two brain cells :/

Removing Ectoplasm

Sometimes, the stain stick doesn’t work and you’re stuck with a green glowing glob on your clothes, skin, hair, walls, furniture, etc.

What I’ve found WORKS:

Salt: on hard surfaces, just sprinkling over the ectoplasm works; clothes you should bathe in salt water, carpet sprinkle salt on and then do a steam clean

Baking soda (who knew?!): same as salt but slightly more in quantity

Peroxide: found this out by accident, but hydrogen peroxide is really good for stains on the skin

200 IQ meme

if you could meet yourself from the future

do you think you’d kick your ass?

“Welcome to being dead.”

—that dog in All Dogs Go To Heaven

Yknow what, assuming ghosts are real, and i died and became a ghost, i’d be pretty fucking pissed. I was promised nonexistence after death and yet the mortal coil hangs even that above my head. No more thinking or worrying, just eternal rest. Ripped away from me. Like. How fucking dare you?

i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles

five hours of sleep in two days let’s goooooooooo

to bed