What If I Piss Myself

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

this post rn

peak jalph story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️

Jack: y-y-yes >/////< 

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad* 

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait! 

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES* 

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨ 

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333 

Ralph: *le face palm* 

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/ 

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3

what it feels like lately

Honestly, if I were Confessions, I wouldn't be giving myself away like that 💀.. I may be dumb but I am NOT that dumb srsly 😭🙏.. ts pmo icl ahh

i am WAY too busy with something else to make a secret blog like this one trust me 😭

who the heck is fish and why is she accused????????????????? im confused

A friend of mine and oc artist, @msfisherot.

This account uses a typing style similar to hers, I suppose?

DUDE IM SCARED OF WHAT MOD IS GOING TO DO AFTER THEIR INITIAL POST LIKE WDYM

Oh hello, Wilbur.

[It laughed menacingly, as thousands of flies and bugs just crawl out of the shadows and towards your direction. It was certainly a frightful experience, having to feel the sheer authority of the creature's voice. Is this what the littluns call the beast? Are you dreaming?]

Oh, don't tell me you'll just get flustered right then and there, Holland! We are just getting started! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

i have known worse demons than you, richard. what gain do you get from terrorising children? is it fun? if i leave you out an offering, will you leave me alone? you can be god, richard. as long as god stays in the sky.

richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf !!!! ^^

ITS GOING TO GET WORSE

Hello Ripley.. Ahem.

I'm sorry you have to see all of that. You see, it is supposed to be a private conversation between me and Ainsworth. I was concerned but.. perhaps I was being too harsh.

Here, have this, I'll make it up to you. It's a flower I thought you'd appreciate. I haven't asked Shepherd what it means, but it should be something..

What do you say? I am always here to comfort you if you need it. I'm sorry Ainsworth said that. I'll make him apologize to you. ☺️

- 🐍 ( @ask-norman-alexander-lotf )

“you? give me flowers? after all you’ve done to pry about my relations with Ainsworth? i shall hardly accept this. do not attempt to fool me with apologies, Norman. I know your mind dwells in places of hate.

if you must know, we were friends. were, until you started to pry. was it you who made him say those things? perhaps, but it was me who left of my own accord. so take your flower and feed it to the flies, why don’t you!!”

WARNING FOR : S3XU@LI$IMG MINORS, HOMOPHOBIA, RACISM (PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Please block and report him, he’s sexualised minors, harassed minors, said racist sexist and homophobic comments about minors/and adults

He harasses people in multiple communities, pjo kingdom hearts and tlotf mostly

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I'M PISSING WHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BRO IS GONNA E E E E E. EEEEE. E E E E. E E E E MY AHH 😭😭😭😭

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MIRACLE MUSICAL????????? THE MIND ELECTRIC???? MOD I LOVE UOU

Richard's main theme is Mind Electric by Miracle Musical. His voiceclaim is also in that song which starts at (4:27) and (5:06).

-Mod

some of yall are actually underrated bruh... wdym the richard blog and the jamie cervantes blog doesn't get a lot of attention???? BULLCRAP.

( richard // @we-are-richard-lotf )

( jamie // @jamiecervanteslotf )

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