Warning: I DO Use Dude, Man, Bruh, And Bro As Completely Gender Neutral Terms, HOWEVER If I Call You

OH MU GOSH HE GOT YOU TOO

Oh hello, Wilbur.

[It laughed menacingly, as thousands of flies and bugs just crawl out of the shadows and towards your direction. It was certainly a frightful experience, having to feel the sheer authority of the creature's voice. Is this what the littluns call the beast? Are you dreaming?]

Oh, don't tell me you'll just get flustered right then and there, Holland! We are just getting started! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

i have known worse demons than you, richard. what gain do you get from terrorising children? is it fun? if i leave you out an offering, will you leave me alone? you can be god, richard. as long as god stays in the sky.

richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf !!!! ^^

PUTERBOY CALLOUT POST.

yknow what i have been sick of this guy for a very long time now so I am calling him out in adjacent with @feathery-bastard 's callout post.

Now, it is not my usual cup of tea to make callout posts since I do not want to associate myself with drama, however there needs to be said something about Puterboy.

For the record, this guy for all I know is a 30 year old man traversing everywhere in social media in his freetime (which is almost 24/7). He may be a very inconspicuous man but please NOTE that he is actually a very concerning individual and I advise people to not only block him, but to also kick him out of any platform he is in. He is not only in Tumblr, but in Facebook, Youtube, Reddit, Twitter, AO3, Discord, Fanficton.net, everything you can probably name under the sun.

Not only is he in the Lord of The Flies fandom, but also in the Percy Jackson fandom, Kingdom Hearts, Empire of The Sun, Thomas the Tank Engine, Winnie the Pooh, and more. Please spread this to these other fandoms.

Please be aware of his actions. Here are the list of everything that we could document about his actions and behavior. He is a creepy individual that is borderline PDF behavior if you know what I mean.

golly gee theres so much LOTF ask blogs help me 😭

me

fucking gotem lmao

guess who's back (temporarily)

i am so well loved in this fandom ❤️ (WE LOVE YOU TOO CONCHCORNER)

For @msfisherot, she's such a creative member of the community and I really enjoy her content quite a lot. The whimsical & weirdcore vibes are very fun, plus the storytelling skills in what she puts out. You're such a cool person Fish😋🫶🏼

@msfisherot

Candy Gram! 🍬

NORMAN

I tried chat

(These are not my OCs, you can find their ask blogs at @ask-norman-alexander-lotf , @ask-nathaniel-briteshboi-lotf , @everettes-requiem , @michealseis , @ask-conch-blog and @kikita-answers-lotf )

THE NORMAN SLANDER?? HELLO?? EVEYRONE ELSE ALREADY BULLIED HIM PLEASE

Hello. I’m Taylor by the way. Taylor Wyndham. I’m just trying to introduce myself to everyone I can. Seems every day I run into a new face, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I hope we can get along, and I’m sorry if I’m being a bother.

-Taylor Wyndham

@taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

“Oh you look peculiar… Quite tall, aren’t you? Tall, timid, you’d make for a very good step stool if I ever need to get up to high places, wouldn’t you? Not that that will ever happen, but it’s always good to know my resources.

Do you always give out your full name? You’re quite like that small kid who always cries. Percival, I think his name is. Well you seem a tad bit older, more mature maybe. Less of a baby. Maybe when I get off of this island, I’ll send you a letter from back home. If I remember your name, that is. It would be quite hard to forget something so… memorable.

I’ve noticed you’re not so keen on loud noises, are you? Must be such a bother living on this island for you. Children screaming, older gentlemen fighting amongst one another like they’re some sort of adult with authority. How difficult that must be on your ears, hearing the foul things people have to say about one another. Poor creature, eh?

You are not of use to me, as an asset, like that ginger boy or the timid one who fetches what I’d like when I wave my hand. That does not mean I don’t appreciate the meeting. Familiar faces are always good to have around this island. It’ll only be so long before someone sets it on fire. Poor Norman…. His father must never have taught him to control such a feminine way to communicate his emotions. What a little girl, eh? I digress. You may not be an asset to me, but I am quite fond of you. You are… Interesting to me. Not many people interest me. I quite like it.

I hope you are not so off put by the the whispers of others. Devilish tongues, they’ve got, eh? Such drama circulates the island… He said this! He did that! He cared about me! Psh… I promise I will never put you through such a thing. We could get along, Taylor. Come to me when you’d like, you’d never be a bother.”

find taylor: @taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

i have

Only day you can reblog this

chat we MIGHT be cooked