He WOULD, In Fact, Lazer Anyone With His Uranium Eyes

me when im trying to make a spam account so that i won't flood my account 🙏🙏🙏🙏

what it feels like lately

THE NORMAN SLANDER?? HELLO?? EVEYRONE ELSE ALREADY BULLIED HIM PLEASE

Hello. I’m Taylor by the way. Taylor Wyndham. I’m just trying to introduce myself to everyone I can. Seems every day I run into a new face, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I hope we can get along, and I’m sorry if I’m being a bother.

-Taylor Wyndham

@taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

“Oh you look peculiar… Quite tall, aren’t you? Tall, timid, you’d make for a very good step stool if I ever need to get up to high places, wouldn’t you? Not that that will ever happen, but it’s always good to know my resources.

Do you always give out your full name? You’re quite like that small kid who always cries. Percival, I think his name is. Well you seem a tad bit older, more mature maybe. Less of a baby. Maybe when I get off of this island, I’ll send you a letter from back home. If I remember your name, that is. It would be quite hard to forget something so… memorable.

I’ve noticed you’re not so keen on loud noises, are you? Must be such a bother living on this island for you. Children screaming, older gentlemen fighting amongst one another like they’re some sort of adult with authority. How difficult that must be on your ears, hearing the foul things people have to say about one another. Poor creature, eh?

You are not of use to me, as an asset, like that ginger boy or the timid one who fetches what I’d like when I wave my hand. That does not mean I don’t appreciate the meeting. Familiar faces are always good to have around this island. It’ll only be so long before someone sets it on fire. Poor Norman…. His father must never have taught him to control such a feminine way to communicate his emotions. What a little girl, eh? I digress. You may not be an asset to me, but I am quite fond of you. You are… Interesting to me. Not many people interest me. I quite like it.

I hope you are not so off put by the the whispers of others. Devilish tongues, they’ve got, eh? Such drama circulates the island… He said this! He did that! He cared about me! Psh… I promise I will never put you through such a thing. We could get along, Taylor. Come to me when you’d like, you’d never be a bother.”

find taylor: @taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

1984?!?!? WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL.. (im reading it too)

ok but have you ever heard or read abt animal farm by george orwell?? cus its actually kinda similar to LOTF and the vocab is easier to comprehend I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT 🙏🙏🙏🙏

i have heard of it! i haven’t read it yet but i’ve been wanting to since i started reading 1984. once i finish that i’ll start animal farm 😇

i am so well loved in this fandom ❤️ (WE LOVE YOU TOO CONCHCORNER)

For @msfisherot, she's such a creative member of the community and I really enjoy her content quite a lot. The whimsical & weirdcore vibes are very fun, plus the storytelling skills in what she puts out. You're such a cool person Fish😋🫶🏼

@msfisherot

Candy Gram! 🍬

what if i piss myself

hey Stanley payable

i did what was right.

i have

Only day you can reblog this

WHTATATATTSTSYTS?!??!??!?!?!2!!2!!1!2!!1!1!1'bwn NORMAN ALEXANDER MENYOON?!?! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!

(Norman belongs to @msfisherot / @ask-norman-alexander-lotf)