GO SUPPORT MY COOL FRIEND @bucketfullofstrawberries AS HE TRIES TO GET MONEY FOR HOPEFULLY MOVING OUT

Gosh, I wish I could. I have been working for who-knows-how-long and the Foundation somehow decided to do this.. weird mandatory action. Whatever it is, they say they were gravely concerned of how little I take breaks. All I wanted was to work.

Oh well, do not fret, doctor. When I get back, I can do my job properly. As a microbiologist, we are underrated, and I am afraid I am possibly the only one who is carrying the task.

The Foundation needs me, no matter what.

Ahem, hey. I'm trying to get myself familiar with the place after being stuck in my office for.. Uh.. I actually forgot to count. Wow, great job, Labrat.

Anyways, since the foundation is trying to stop me from rotting in my office with the rest of the pathogens I am attending, I guess I should start reintroducing myself. Were you new here or something..? I keep forgetting people's names here.

I digress. My name is Labrat.. Splinky Labrat. I believe Dr. Bright would have said something along the lines of "OoOoh she's a CRYPTID!" or whatever.. He named me like that, do not ask.

And you are... —?

- 🍄‍🟫🌈 ( @msfisherot )

(AUAHAUHSUDHD YOUR OC BLOG IS SO COOL PELASE HUAHAUAHH -🐟)

My name is unneeded to you, simply call me doctor.

Make yourself useful and do some work, I unsure if you managed that locked up in an office, either way any moment spent not working is wasting time, you have the privilege of working here take your role seriously.

me when im trying to make a spam account so that i won't flood my account 🙏🙏🙏🙏

me giggling so hard rn (definitely didn't just randomly vaguepost about my tsp janitor oc 💔💔💔💔💔💔)

in a hypothetical scenario where you can actually get to hire random people would you absolutely be estatic to have a janitor in the building.....

Well I'd suppose so? I would be sure to give them tons of benefits and paid leave. Though now in this hypothetical scenario what company do I work at here??? What kind of jobs are primarily offered? Am I the cool and stoic, but very handsome boss that gives out commands, or am I the boss' assistant who simply hires people? Do I get to overthrow this hypothetical other boss in a violent coup?

Many questions factors to consider here...

But generally, I would say absolutely.

This obviously is a black and white version of my Pope Francis drawing🖤🩶🕊️

1984?!?!? WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL.. (im reading it too)

ok but have you ever heard or read abt animal farm by george orwell?? cus its actually kinda similar to LOTF and the vocab is easier to comprehend I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT 🙏🙏🙏🙏

i have heard of it! i haven’t read it yet but i’ve been wanting to since i started reading 1984. once i finish that i’ll start animal farm 😇

I'M PISSING WHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BRO IS GONNA E E E E E. EEEEE. E E E E. E E E E MY AHH 😭😭😭😭

More requests!

@jimposts asked for Gamzee - Stanley

@msfisherot asked for Stanley as Sans

don't even try

i can't escape norman alexander

i am so well loved in this fandom ❤️ (WE LOVE YOU TOO CONCHCORNER)

For @msfisherot, she's such a creative member of the community and I really enjoy her content quite a lot. The whimsical & weirdcore vibes are very fun, plus the storytelling skills in what she puts out. You're such a cool person Fish😋🫶🏼

@msfisherot

Candy Gram! 🍬

he WOULD, in fact, lazer anyone with his uranium eyes

lord of the flies or something idk i never read it

feat. kikita (@kikita-answers-lotf) micheal six (@michealseis) everette (@everettes-requiem) norman (@ask-norman-alexander-lotf) and henry (@henrys-eulogy-aflame)

CRYING WHO SENT THAT 💔💔💔💔💔

2022 is upon us or better yet I'll whip your ass so hard I'll cook you

Exuse me?