me giggling so hard rn (definitely didn't just randomly vaguepost about my tsp janitor oc šššššš)
in a hypothetical scenario where you can actually get to hire random people would you absolutely be estatic to have a janitor in the building.....
Well I'd suppose so? I would be sure to give them tons of benefits and paid leave. Though now in this hypothetical scenario what company do I work at here??? What kind of jobs are primarily offered? Am I the cool and stoic, but very handsome boss that gives out commands, or am I the boss' assistant who simply hires people? Do I get to overthrow this hypothetical other boss in a violent coup?
Many questions factors to consider here...
But generally, I would say absolutely.
SCREAMING HELLO????? THATS SO COOL šššā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø I AM GONNA BE LOOKING AT THIS AU NOW THIS SEEMS SO COOL
āFor he wished for holiness, but did not realize the pain that came with.ā
(psst. Norman belongs to @msfisherot/ @ask-norman-alexander-lotf)
yknow you did something right when somebody makes this
norman content
norman - @ask-norman-alexander-lotf
asa - @ask-asa-damon-lotf
henry- @henrys-eulogy-aflame
everette - @everettes-requiem
richard - @we-are-richard-lotf
@ask-norman-alexander-lotf hey alexander its your time to shine
GOLDING HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT NORMAN ALEXANDER??? WHY DID YOU HIDE HIM FROM THE MANUSCRIPTS I AM CURIOUS.........
What are you screaming about?
is that the fricking hat man
You. You! Youā Richard. Or whatever you are. Iām not scared of you. I never was! Iām doing this for companionship only. You seem to care enough to persist. Itās admirableāor would be if i admired youāso I may indulge you. But I donāt like your games! I donāt like themā I donāt like themā I donāt like themā you must think I do. Alasā¦
I DONāT! I DONāT! You think youāll snap your little fly fingers and iāll be by your side? IāM NO LAPDOG. Of course, you mustāve heard what Ainsworth said. Heās a liar isnāt he. I despise beautiful liars! JUST LIKE I DESPISE THIS DARKNESS, THESE FOOLS. ALL OF YOU, ALL OF THEM, FOOLS! You know this, Richard, canāt you tell. Theyāre all⦠simplyā¦.ā
He slams his spear into the dirt. The still-wet blood on its end splatters against his face. At the feeling of it dripping down his skin, he stills.
W-wait. Maybe we can arrange something. Please, do what you said. āTake me under your wingā. Iāve.. God, iāve never been taught what that means. What does it mean? Maybe⦠maybe I could give you what you want? If you give me thisā¦. This thing iāve never had. Maybe then i wouldnāt have to be in this solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦. the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitudeā¦the solitude⦠the solitude which i hate.
I hate a lot of things, Richard. Life, death⦠Everette, the lack of him⦠this island, you, myselfā¦. Maybe you can just take me and be done with it. No use for me anyhow. Useless, useless, useless, uselessā¦. I think i deserve to be alone. But somehow you refuse to leave me aloneā¦. Here. Here are some flowers. Begonia, if i remember. I donāt care what they mean. Donāt wilt themā¦..Please?
I⦠am sorry. I donāt know whats come over me. I havenāt spoken so much since Evā for a while, i mean. I think we can come to some agreement. I accept your offer, Demon of Flies.
A deal is a deal, then.
[It smiled. Finally, you took the deal! It has been such a long time ever since such a deal like this has struck on this island. It had the form of a man in a hat and coat, mimicking a familiar figure in your life. Surely, this one wouldn't leave you, though.]
[Like a small, still calm voice, it then softly whispered in its ear, a voice of a man came out of it's sychronized buzzing.]
My son.
i still love this sm what a masterpiece... come back....
mspaint3d fun
(@mrfisherot)
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only those who read the archives knows............
Looks like you've been causing a lot of ruckus on the island, Alexander. I don't know any of these children too well and yet it's all I can hear about. I swear, a couple of minutes ago I was peacefully studying my literature in the forest when all of a sudden, I hear these two boys fighting. For such a "holy boy," you sure do seem to like causing problems for everyone. -š¦
Oh, not you too.
Leave me alone, Damon. I never meant all of this to happen! Don't blame me on things I couldn't control. Ainsworth did all of this. If he just answered nicely and actually kept his dang voice down, then MAYBE none of this would happen!
I am not in the wrong! I wouldn't be, Asa, and that is the truth. I am being victimized. Get out!!
- š
(hes gonna crash out guys -š)
(Asa Damon // @ask-asa-damon-lotf )
i genuinely love how everyone actually draws Norman in his choir outfit while the rest either have remnants of it or are completely shirtless (BECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY HOT ON THE ISLAND)
like it actually implies Norman just NEVER took his outfit off so he is just slowly aqquiring heat stroke (he will think it is divine punishment)
watch me
someone needs to make a meme thats like a lotf version of āa good book can change your lifeā but instead of the guys coming out in a suit they come out in straitjackets
MY KING IS BACK??????!?!?!
"Is there a force that created you? What was the reason why you were created? There has to be a reason for you to be out to get children.."
-Boat (@askboat)
Force? Dear, we have already existed as soon as your ancestor bit the apple! Ever since animals like you and the creatures that made me up even breathed on this barren earth, we already existed! In fact, we are one of the emotions you have named! Do you want to play a guessing game? Here's a hint: It starts with an f.
We aren't just out for children. You just so happened to land in OUR island. No exceptions. Ever since you crashed into our domain, it was already bound for us to seep in. How many times are we supposed to spoonfeed you such information until you vomit it all out?
Don't blame us for doing the very thing we are made to be! It will only make you look stupider.