My Dazai Head Cannons

My Dazai Head cannons

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Note: I ship sokouku, so some of these will be based on that

BIGGEST CAT PERSON, bro will stop what he's doing just to pet a cat

He accidently locked himself to something when he was younger, and only got freed when mori or another pm member found him. Since then he just carry around Bobby pins and stuff similar to that on his person. Like in his bandages, in his hair, exta

Wears a trench coat cause oda used to wear one. [Might be the same one but their different]

Iron deficiency, actually everything deficiency.

Has an addiction to caffeine. Specifically monster. But has never tried og flavor. Hates coffee unless it's 90% sugar. He has a mug on his desk? That's either monster or soda.

Eats inedible things to piss off kunikida he has eaten pencil lead, papers, erasers, ecta

Bought chuuya a bright ass pink collar to piss him off. [GAY] [He also bought chuuya a dog plushie but gave it to him after the collar. The collar came with the plush dog]

Listens to the most girlie pop music. Like chappel roan and stuff. And bohemian rhapsody.

Likes scaring atsushi for no reason.

Buys a cupcake when it's oda's birthday, does nothing for his own birthday.

Chuuya bought him a stuffed animal of a cat. Dazai laughed at him for giving him such a caring gift. He still has it. He can't sleep if he dosent have hit. Bro could not sleep when he was in bubble prison.

Chuuya dyed some of his bandages bright pink as a joke. Dazai actually wore them and when people asked he just said "Chuuya"