“my Favorite Harry Potter Movie Is The Prisoner Of Azkaban” I Know Who You Are.

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Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

Remus: *is the one they all go to for advice*

Also Remus: *hasn't slept in three days, hasn't eaten anything but a bar of chocolate for two, hates himself thoroughly, would literally jump in front of a bullet for a stranger just for the chance to die by accident*

Remus: Yeah, of course, I'm great at giving advice.

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

happy pride month.

i love you.

Remus: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Sirius: Several traffic violations. Peter: Three counts of resisting arrest. James: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Lily: Also, that’s not our car.

after watching enola holmes 2 i will not even consider a relationship with you until you teach me how to dance in a bathroom at a ball and then allow me to teach you to fight in a carriage as we make our way to fight the bad guys

Regulus: Nobody here thinks anything through.

Sirius: Remus is our moral compass.

Remus: I am? We’re fucked.

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

Remus, trying to find a hobby: I love knitting needles. You can make a scarf, make a hat, stab someone's eyes out, make mittens...

Grant: What was that middle one?

Remus: Make a hat.