*takes You Out And Puts You On A Plate* Cooked Fish! Yummy!!!!

Me: THE FUCK IS THE COLOR KERIGN?

Technology has finally advanced to the point where humans can get surgery to see colors invisible to them before. However, this ends up letting them see things humans were never meant to comprehend…

@ask-the-face-man

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-

*takes the clothes he hands me* "Gramps did you really have to wait that long? I mean I could've killed that thing years ago if you wanted me too" "Well my darling granddaughter, I just liked fooling everyone, so let me have that. Now, you know where the holy water is?"

"Yes Gramps. How much longer do I have before I have to get that demon out of you?" "About half an hour. Not talking for so many years made him a bit lazy, so he has to get ready again to control my body"

Your grandfather has been nonverbal all your life due to a stroke. When you are finally old enough to care for him, after everyone leaves he focuses on you and says “Finally, lets get started”

Smurf. *hands you a white smurf hat along with red smurf pants and shoes*

PUT THE BLUE PAINT DOWWNN..

"This is literally me, you're telling me not to eat blue and this is who you're talking to."

Now have fish cat defy physics

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

That's actually a really good fuckin' idea!!!

So I was bored and wanted to make a Dr STONE OC. But idk what to make. Then I had an idea

What if the American's had counter character's to the KOS group?

Like for example if Senku's counter is Xeno, and Tsukasa's counter is Stanley, what if Yuzuriha had a counter? What if Ryusui had a counter? Hell what if Gen had a counter? The America arc would've been so much more complicated

Like imagine Gen, our loveable Mentalist, is faced with another mentalist from the American colony instead of a polygraph? Someone who counter's his ability? Someone who figures out that he is lying because they are the same?

[SPOILERS] Imagine Suika, being revived all alone, And looking to her left, and seeing someone just like her, in stone form. Also her age, from the American colony. Would she freak out even more?

Just... What if, yknow?

But this is like- a 2 AM induced thought of a sick teenager so idk

What have you created.....???

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

Person: "Wait what?" Me: Me like bombs. Me like poison. Me like bombs

"I knew he was afraid of my conquering army, but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to leave you behind." "Oh, no, you quite misunderstand. Your army's already dead."

yo gang ur likes r public (i dont really care just. yk 👍)

Just fixed it! And I swear to fucking god if you say anything about what you saw I will tell everyone in the girl's locker room you simp for fiction characters...... LOVE YOU BESTIE >30

Just send them dumb memes and memes that you know they'll love.