I Actually Do Know A LOT About Pokemon

If I ever become over 100 years old and I'm not as iconic as these ladies, smack me

legends

I need these for the day of the dead

You need to sleep too b00ty boy! Now go to be or else I'll use the power of god and anime!

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

Me: Oh? So that's how it's going to be then.... fine. No more Mr. Nice genie.

After you gave your master the standard 3 wishes, you told him to leave the lamp in a place like a women’s shelter or a homeless camp. Instead he sold your lamp to the highest bidder and now you are determined to twist the 3 wishes to the detriment of both your current and former master.

Smurf. *hands you a white smurf hat along with red smurf pants and shoes*

PUT THE BLUE PAINT DOWWNN..

"This is literally me, you're telling me not to eat blue and this is who you're talking to."

I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out

And I fear you

what would you do if there were a post right in front of you

This reminds me of how I act with a friend.... She's Raph but instead of Leo in the speech bubble...... It's FUCKING WILLAIM AFTON!!!! While I'm Mikey trying to get her to stop.

I will never shut up yall im sorry

"Bitch all I'm trying to do is assaininate someone!!!"

“…If all else fails, claim you’re a time traveler and that you’re trying to stop a disaster or something. It’s not exactly a sure bet, but there’s enough people out there who will let you do anything if they think it’s to save the future. Hell, if you’re convincing enough they’ll help you.”