Me: I honestly have no idea who yo- OMG! LOOK AT HOW BIG THAT GUN IS!!!! Villain: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! Me: Bitch I have ADHD!
“Do you have any idea who you are talking to?”, the villain asked you. Since you have never seen them before and just stumbled into their lair on accident you choose to answer truthfully.
In Brazil, this couple planted 2 million trees in 18 years, returning 172 bird species, 33 mammals, 15 amphibians, 15 reptiles and 293 plant species to the area.
The whole world should know them. This is Lélia Wanick and Sebastião Salgado.
The couple decided to start the Terra Institute, a small organization that planted 2 million plants and revived the forest.
"There is only one creature that can convert carbon dioxide into oxygen, and that is a tree. We need to replant the forests."
Using only local plants, the couple rebuilt the entire ecosystem from scratch and the area flourished significantly, allowing the fauna to return; thanks to their work, Lélia and Sebastião saved dozens of endangered species.
"The earth was sad as I was, everything was destroyed. Then my wife got a fantastic idea to replant this forest: all the insects, fish and birds returned, and thanks to the new growth of the trees I was born again."
Me: Do you really want to know? Alien: YES! Me: Okay.... *starts to talk about things wrong with the human race* And that's only what I know! Alien: *to her commander* Commander.... please make a therapy session for the entire planet Earth...
“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”
God give me good fortune.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
Uno reverse. Now you have to scroll up fish.
you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry
Me: .... I got a demon in my house..... WAIT! I don't have a roomba! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
You got a rug designed to look like an Ouija board as a gift. Liking it, you placed it in your living room. Now your roomba’s summoned a demon and it can’t leave until the roomba asks for something.
OH GREAT RABBIT! TELL US! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO!!!
sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
REBLOGING CAUSE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS!!!!
I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!
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And don't bury the treasure you find either. You need it to buy supplies. And have a water purifer, but if you can't find one, get booze. Water can and will go bad, so these things will save you from dehydration
I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.
anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.
the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.
Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.
this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.
If this happens, shame the person who started it. And if you know the person who started it IRL.... yell at them like an angry Mexican mom.... they're scary...