Me: .... I Got A Demon In My House..... WAIT! I Don't Have A Roomba! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

hehehe owo

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

"stick" "Stick??" "Is good stick. helps keep other hobos away from alley" ". . . ARE YOU HOMELESS?!"

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

@chromeeeeeeeeee cause you like Hatsune Miku and I love this show so there

Umm… I am sleep deprived

~Miku, Miku, ooo weee oooh~

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.

But please only do it if you are of age to do so and understand politics! Cause I KNOW JACK SHIT BOUT IT! So vote for Trump or Kamala! Whoever you chose!

I know this doesn't apply to everyone but if you were planning on voting in the 2024 US election, this is a reminder to register to vote if you haven't already, if that is something you can do

Wow... just... wow....

wow can’t believe jupiter is actually trans <3

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat

When I cry I get red blotches on my face. And also fuck other people, you see how I act in front of our classmates, I don't give a fuck. But just in case, when ever you have to do that, do it with me, that way I can look stupider than you and you can look smarter

Chrome. I'm bored. Rant.

i hate the way tears and snot feel. its so wet and gross and when u try 2 wipe it away it gets everywhere and its so weirdddd!!!!!! and the tears make my eyes all swollen the next day and that's embarrassing cuz like what if they see it and their first impression of me is that im depressed??? and i also h8 my social anxiety its so bad ong. its so bad it goes down 2 the way i pick up and hold my stuff. what if i do something stupid looking and then people think im stupid when im not!!!!!! im mentally healthy

Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Hello, this is my favorite word "pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconiosis"

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

The second longest word in the English dictionary

SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE FOR NO REASON

OTHER THAN TO MAKE PEOPLE HATE THIS WORD FOR ITS POPULARITY