Me: ALL I ASKED WAS "Is The Government Brainwashing Us"!!!!!

Depends on if it was Owl post with my letter from Hogwarts or not

what would you do if there were a post right in front of you

After this scene, I started to headcanon that eating hot rocks is something imps do often when upset or trying to comfort someone, and that the internal organs of imps and imp hybrids are fire proof because of this practice, which would help explain a bit why only Fizzarolli's limbs were burnt off and not his head and body

Can we just take a minute to comprehend that Blitz is eating hot rocks so he can cuddle his bf to warm him up for comfort?

heating pad lizard is canon wtf

@chromeeeeeeeeee

They can't contain their silliness

Me: Is it wearing my heels Demon: *nods* Me: FOR FUCKS SAKE! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE!

You wake up to find your sleep paralysis demon holding you tight in fear, tears in eyes. “There’s a monster in the closet”, it says.

Me: "Okay then, I sense cowpox... Let's turn that into smallpox and kill you! Please don't cough!"

You’re the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you’re made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That’s when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

Me: THE FUCK IS THE COLOR KERIGN?

Technology has finally advanced to the point where humans can get surgery to see colors invisible to them before. However, this ends up letting them see things humans were never meant to comprehend…

Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.

BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

And in some states it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent

SAVE PEOPLE'S LIFE WITH THIS!!!!!!

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

I move the smol baby to my bed and tuck them in, letting them sleep

Early one morning, you start your normal routine of making coffee, but when you pull your favorite coffee mug from the cupboard, you find a very small dragon curled up in the bottom, sleeping contentedly.