Dean : Jack, What Do You Have?

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

Jean : Do you mind if I slyly mention to Logan that we're poly now?

Scott : Do not do that.

Jean : You won’t even notice!

Logan, entering the room : Jeany, you wanted to see me?

Jean : Scott and I are starting an open relationship, we want to add someone to our relationship!

Scott very embarrassed : JEAN!

Logan :

Logan visibly lost : ...Okay?

Charles enjoying the show :

Time family AU

Barry : I just saw Mom for the first time in years.

Bruce : No way! And…?

Barry : I told mom I was an Olympic gymnast.

Bruce :

Bruce : Why?

Barry : Well, you know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?

Bruce : No.

Barry : Exactly, we’ve all done it.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Time family AU

Doctor - dad

Doctor who

-

Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

-

Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

-

John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

-

Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

-

Malicia/rogue

Marvel

-

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

-

Jenny

Doctor who

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Mom and Dad compilation

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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?

Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Kaya :

Kaya : Water you doing?

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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.

Doctor : I choose to waive that right!

Doctor : *screaming*

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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,

Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Kaya : All the time.

Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.

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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.

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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.

Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!

Jason : Why am I the bad guy?

Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Barry : Hey how are you?

Snart : I would die for you.

Barry :

Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?

Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Kevin : How do you sleep at night knowing people Hate you?

Crowley : With the fan on~

Snart made this post 😂

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.