Claire : Well, Has Castiel Been Wrong Before?

Gareth : Why do you look like that?

Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Gareth : Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*

Iris : Once someone interviewed Flash and asked him what he thought of the police. Flash replied that they're was all nice, except for the forensic pathologist Barry Allen who was according to him, and I quote, a jerk with a crappy name.

"Seriously, whose name is Bartholomew? This guy is a nuisance to humanity" Flash's words, not mine.

Iris : Later I found Barry watching the interview and insulting the Flash. And i quote : "Get yourself a real job before you insult me, you bitch! "

I already knew that Barry had mental problems, but from that day on I decided to drag him to therapy.

Barry : But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Barry , earlier: I'm going to go back in time and created a new paradox!

Dean : Jack, what do you have?

Jack : A KNIFE!

Dean : Okay, have fu-

Sam : NO!

Steve : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Eddie : Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Steve : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!

Lucas, picking up the monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

Bruce : What am I doing wrong?

Harley : do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?

Bruce : as a friend.

Harley : see a therapist

Jason : Why am I the bad guy?

Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!

Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.

Steve : Aww thanks Robs!

He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏