(Inspired by a tumblr text post. If it was me I totally would’ve punched him)
Snape: Here's the wolfsbane potion, Lupin. Don't forget to take it tonight. Don't put our students in danger.
*Lupin later that night*
u don’t understand my anger here
jo wilson change her fucking name to JO KAREV
IM GONNA THROW UP
I want to write something about this now
Neville: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed
Ginny:
Luna:
Ginny: I’m gonna tell him
Luna: No you’re not
Donna: Hey Hyde, let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill with me, Jackie and Eric.
Hyde: Fuck Jackie, marry Jackie and kill Kelso.
Donna: No, that's not how-
Kelso: I wasn't even one of these options, what the fuck?
Hermione 99.9% of the time
Fluer: bill look away, i'm hideous
Harry: am i supposed to pretend i didn't just hear that?