Donna: Hey Hyde, Let's Play Fuck, Marry, Kill With Me, Jackie And Eric.

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

Me: I love angst!

Content: *has angst*

Me: yo wtf

Fred and George

George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!

Fred: Uh yea. I know.

George: You’re smitten and you know it!

Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!

is anyone inspired to write a ron weasley x reader fic? send me links or tag me in your writings! thank you

neville x reader fics are also appreciated!

yo but what if alex lied to everyone and the only thing true is that he’s with izzie. not because he suddenly wanted to be with her or bc she had his kids, but because he’s terminally ill and going to die soon and asked her for help on how to deal with it?

so he wrote those letters to everyone to cope?

does my theory have holes like ‘but he told mer to visit’ or ‘he asked bailey for a recommendation’? yeah it does, but so has the entirety of this season so who really cares at this point?

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

I have curly hair and my patronus is an otter.

Basically I am hermione granger

But I belongs to slytherin (strange thing because I always thought it would be a hufflepuff)

Healer:You don’t have that much time to relax the other baby should be along in a minute.

Molly: I’m sorry who should be along in what now?

Healer:The next baby should be along in a minute…they’re twins…

Arthur: We only ordered one.

Can we just talk about how much I hate Tom Koracick

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol