Neville: Why Are People So Obsessed With Top And Bottom? Honestly I’d Just Be Excited To Have A Bunk

When I see my favorite angsty fic has just been updated:

Haven’t watched since it was announced that Justin was leaving the show, but I can honestly say that I would rather them kill Alex, kill Alex AND Jo, or just write them both off the show completely than to watch them assassinate his character and make up a reason as to why he would leave his wife.

Ron: am I in trouble?

Hermione: have a guess.

Ron: no?

Hermione: have another guess.

bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal

One day my life will not revolve around fictional characters.

Today is not that day.

Lily after Snape calls her a mudblood

(Inspired by a tumblr text post. If it was me I totally would’ve punched him)

Rose and Scorpius.

Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*

James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody

Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!

Could you write something about Alex and jo talking about her joke about being pregnant?

The roads through Seattle were wet as usual as Jo and Alex made their way back through the city to the warmth of their loft. They were still holding hands, both looking out upon the lights of the city, lost in their own thoughts but feeling content in the moment. Alex’s eyes narrowed at a faint sound that seemed to be repeating, his lip curled up in slight annoyance, “What the hell is that dinging? Is that your phone?”

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