Hear Me Out, Hear Me Out. It Wasn't Stated In The Post, But House Absolutely Knows Bruce Is Batman

removal from their possession or.... Their bodies???

Which holiday are the Batfam members excited for in the middle of March? Pi Day, Ides of March, or St. Paddy's Day?

The Ides of March (because knives): Jason, Tim, Damian, Cullen, Helena, Selina

Pi Day (because knives): Stephanie, Cassandra, Carrie, Bette, Alfred

St. Patrick's Day (with knives): Duke, Barbara, Harper, Luke

Their birthdays (with knives): Dick, Kate

The Wayne family annual knife removal: Bruce

no, no. GOD FORBID YOU SEE ALL HIS KIDS THERE AT THE SAME TIME! and none argue. Cause that means shit is going down and we might lose the world and probably all die horrifically.

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

Claws & Bane

It was an early morning on Santa Prisca, and Darlene had to go to work for the justice League. But a certain sleepy lover of hers wouldn't let her out of bed without kisses, even if he forgot to do his face paint.

Fun fact, Bane is twice Darlene's height and muscle density, but she can throw him around and tops. Because her gloves have a special adrenaline injection trigger in them that give her a strength boost, since she's completely human, it's the only way she can fight in the justice League. But, when they first met, Darlene beat Bane in hand to hand combat when he didn't have access to Venom and she had her gloves off

I wonder who?

Claws and her villainous lover/baby daddy. I fucked up his face makeup a bit, but I wonder if you can guess who it is?

Hint: Drop Zone.

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..... I can only assume either a werewolf eats me alive or the moon crashed onto me...

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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may I add to those that Batman has no idea how he ended up half naked, he was not knocked out at all. It just happened one second he had clothes, the next some were gone and so we're Joker's.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

Ask My OCs!

Bc I have nothing better to do all day

You can choose from Misha/Lost'Shine, past Misha, Kiva/Cambion, past Kiva, Shiva/Seraph, past Shiva, or Darlene/Claws.

The past versions are the ones from when the girls were in their fucked up pasts. Darlene is technically also part of that group, but she died before the present of their stories so.... ye.

Anyways, feel free to ask them anything!

(please pretend it's Misha I don't know why I can't get her blog to work)

Ye. I'm going over to santa prisca now to visit and borrow a cup of adrenaline needles for..... Werewolf purposes... I have issues.

might start my villain arc this soon gang

kill yourself, joker

nobody wants u

something that bugs me

rewatching s4, but...

When Chen says he has all the elements... He's factually wrong.

He doesn't have Wind, the element Morro had that died with him unless he had some unknown relative. And he didn't have water, which was held by Nya at the time, even if unknown to her.

Did the spell only mean for elements alive at the moment? Or did it only require a certain number of elements?

Maybe the real reason the spell was temporary, was that he DIDN'T have all the elements.

And we know they had Morro planned already because of the end of the season's last episode.