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Estonia

The Outlaw Trio(Jason, Roy, and Misha) are lazing about Misha's apartment. Jason is on the couch, Roy is sprawled out on the chair, and Misha is laying on her own kitchen island.

Roy: "Hey, Mish?"

Misha, watching a pot of water, waiting for it to boil: "Yes?"

Roy: "You said you were born in Gotham, but you speak Estonian really better than anything and said you lived there most of your life?"

Misha, honestly kinda tired and not thinking: "Oh, yeah, I was kidnapped as a baby and raised in Estonia on a cult compound."

Jason, thinking she's joking: "Was it cold?"

Misha, who is absolutely telling the truth but knows that's a whole other can of worms: "Very."

Roy and Jason, still not realizing she's telling the truth: begin laughing

Y'all, my cat keeps licking my feet. Wtf do I do?

Poll

If I, theoretically, started posting Ninjago OC content(more story focused and something I have been working on for a year and already have a 181 script page for season one ready)....

Would any of you be interested?

Claws Is Colorblind

On a mission where the Justice League is working with Scarecrow to take out a trafficking ring(bc even Scarecrow doesn't support trafficking. Human rights bitch).

Claws(Aka Darlene though no one knows this), trying to figure out a color-coded note: "Uh... which ones the clue?"

Scarecrow, who is restrained bc the League reasonably doesn't trust him: "The pink one, Claws."

Claws: ".... Which one?"

Scarecrow, blinking: "The pink one?"

Claws: "........"

Green Arrow: "Claws.... what's wrong?"

Claws: "There's no pink one."

Black Canary: "Yeah, it's right there-..... Claws, are you colorblind?"

Claws: ".... I didn't think so.... No..."

Green Arrow: "What color am I?"

Claws, squinting: "..... Um..... Yellow?"

Scarecrow: "uh.... who's gonna tell her?"

it's sad I can't tell who this could be. It literally could be any of the boys... And probably Cass too...

"We have your son."

"My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready."

"Because fuck you."

Lost'Shine(Misha) walking into the League HQ with Cambion(aka Kiva who no one has met yet): "Hey, guys, this is my apprentice, Cambion. She's half demon and the light of my life. We cool? Cool." Sits down next to John, with Cambion sitting next to her.

Superman: "uh... aren't you an apprentice?

Lost'Shine, nodding: "Yeah, I'm John's apprentice."

John Constantine: "I prefer the term roommate."

Black Canary: "Can she have an apprentice as an apprentice?"

Green Arrow: "Surely not. I mean, c'mon."

Lost'Shine: "Hey, fuck you, I looked through the rules, I did the paperwork, got it submitted and everything. Nowhere did it say I couldn't have an apprentice."

Wonder Woman: "Bruce, did she?"

Batman: "Yeah, she technically is correct, she did go through all the proper protocols."

Flash: "Okay, but why?"

Lost'Shine, nudging Cambion: "Say what I taught you."

Cambion, super excitedly: "Because fuck you!"

Head Of The House

Listen, it's Bruce's manor, right? It's literally Wayne Manor, birthright, yada yada yada. He owns it.

But it's not his house.

It's Alfred's house, and Alfred's rules. Alfred has the last say because, he's been there longer than Bruce and Bruce trusts his judgement.

Also, because I feel like even though Bruce is super organized when it comes to stuff about his kids and being Batman, this man has no idea where stuff like his birth certificate is

He's just kinda never needed to find it? Like, he knows it's somewhere. But Alfred knows where it is.

When the kids wanna ask for something for the house(painting the rooms, new room furniture, new pets) they do have to ask Bruce, but they also have to pre-ask Alfred to make sure it's okay.

DC OCs

Ah, yes, my four angels of DC

We got Darlene, who's dead but was part of the League as the alias of Claws and became endeared to everyone. So, when she up and disappeared one day, everyone was a little shooken up and distraught even if they never knew her real name.

Then we have Misha, the metahuman werewolf who kinda showed up at John Constantine's apartment one day and said "I live here now' and he legitimately just nodded, took a sip of whiskey and said "fair enough, but you're coming to work with me."

We have Shiva, the metahuman harpy often mistaken for an angel due to her pure white eyes and is fed up with being the responsible eldest sibling and just wants to sleep. Yet is also dating Klarion who reminds her to have fun.

Then we have little sweetheart, 13-yr-old Kiva, who is a cambion with pyro abilities who is super emotional and just wants to be friends with everyone.

What do they all have in common you may ask? Well, they've all been to the batcave because Misha is chill with Red Hood and Roy, and Damian and Kiva are friends. But, they were also all kidnapped as infants and raised in a cult by a bitch named Mother Veronica who sacrificed young girls to maintain immortality and killed Darlene after finding out she was helping the Justice League

Edit, forgot to add pictures

First up we got the past versions of Misha(17 at the time), Shiva(13 at the time), and Kiva(10 at the time) as well as Darlene and her Claws Alias(Darlene was 20 when she died. The characters are in this order.

Of course, we also HAVE THE BITCH MOTHER VERONICA!

Then we have the current girlies, Misha(20), Shiva(17), Kiva(13). And their alias forms, Misha is Lost'Shine, Shiva is Seraph, and Kiva is Cambion

If you're wondering why Kiva's skin tone changed, she's half demon(a cambion) and so when she got older and hit puberty, her demon genes finally activated, giving her the skin color of her succubus mom.

update, I've got sketches done and I'll give a little info on each one for this au

Touille was the team chef and nutritionist. But nowadays just relaxes and enjoys cooking for the others. During the "incident" that i haven't figured out a cool name for it. Basically all you need to know is Baba is a traitor.(They also are pretty sure Simon killed her to protect the others but they are wrong, but I will be referring to her as dead.) during it, he lost half his tail.

This is Baba in this au. She was the team scout and supplier. During the betrayal incident, she actually did live and went back to working for the Prototype, however she is missing a couple wool patches.

This one is my oc, Michi Token, the team's second in command and wildcard. Or she used to be. She had a very powerful magic based on the celestial body Spica in the constellation Virgo. But somehow during the incident, Baba used some sort of red smoke that completely drained Michi's powers and also puncture her lungs. She managed to survive but now uses an air filter mask and can't use magic. She is very upset about this as before she felt like she could help her team before, but couldn't.

This is Rabie in this au. She was the team's undercover agent and Intel recon agent. In this au, she had an on-again-off-again ex named Tyler and (because for some reason my brain went "what if mama ba?") is her early first trimester of pregnancy. She got a lot of wing tears and scars from the betrayal incident.

This is this au's Poe, the team medic and tactician. Nowadays he's mostly just in charge of everyone making sure to take their meds and take care of themselves. During the betrayal incident he lost his leg, which is obvious. And got a mechanical replacement which he hates as not it causes him to land awkwardly any time he flies.

This is Simon, team captain and kinda a powerhouse. He's very protective and during the betrayal incident, he lost part of his horn and had to kill Baba to protect the others. He feels guilty over it. Not because he feels guilty for attacking her, his team is his hoard and she tried to hurt them, but more like he didn't want to just kill her. He has nightmares about it rarely. He's also super rich and singlehandedly pays for the team. He's fifteenth in line of his home planet, who get buy on the export of gold(which is practically as common as dirt on his planet) but he's very wise with his money.

This is Icky Licky, he was the team sharpshooter and certified tiny beanpole. During the incident, he lost his arm, and got it replaced mechanically. He hates though, because he feels like he isn't as good of a sharpshooter anymore.

This is Maggie, she was the team powerhouse and underwater specialist. She lost parts of her fins in the betrayal incident and can't swim as fast anymore. She also has an adorable pet tarantula named Momo.

This is allister, he was also a team powerhouse, but specialized in melee and security. He has narcolepsy(not sure if it's the right word but it's the condition where he sleeps randomly). He lose his eye in the betrayal incident. Like... the entire eyeball, there's just a socket. He'll usually wear a patch over it(like a bandage patch) but when going somewhere Fancy he'll wear a crystal glass eye Simon got him

(space Rider au belongs to @onyxonline)

*Takes deep breath before screaming

.... So, I got a new phone... And didn't realize my ibis paint account didn't have cloud sync on. So all the Space Riders AU(Which I actually came up with a name for as the Nightmare Crew AU.)

..... Is gone. So.... That's a week I have to redo

Claws & Her Lover(W.I.P)

unfinished pic of my Justice League of Claws(Darlene Adil), and her villain lover/baby daddy.

Feel free to guess who he is. Hint: Drop Zone.