If Bill Can Control Matter And Time, What’s To Say He Can’t Mess Around With Ford’s Age? :D D

DBZ is notorious for handwaving away injuries for plot convenience, be it by senzu bean or by sheer saiyan machismo. I enjoy that for the sake of fluidity of  action, but here I wanted to ignore that and actually spend some time with Future!Gohan and the aftermath of the loss of his arm.

Plus, I love Future!Bulma’s design and I wanted to flesh out her dynamic with Gohan and Trunks.

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Evil Stan’s memories of Before are a bit of a mess -- Bill surely had a hand in this. He needed Stan to hate Ford to the last atom of his being, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he inserted false memories or simply suppressed what good ones he had to twist Stan’s innate loyalty to his side.

Now, Evil Stan is not stupid. He knows Bill has messed with him, so sometimes he can’t help the intrusive thought: What was his original Ford like? He’s seen so many of them die that he can’t remember what was unique about his own.

He is, essentially, an unreliable narrator, even to himself.

I LOVE THE CANON OT3 YA’LL megaera/zagreus/thanatos poly is LIFE

that being said, god, imagine magaera and thanatos quietly waiting for zagreus to resurface from the pool…. fearing he might never come back……..

fml i have too many useless feels

More of my Evil Morty origin story :Y

(You can read more here and here.)

Doing what? the twitch of Itachi’s eyebrow said, but the boy said nothing.

The genjutsu was subtle: the widening of his jaw, the thickening of that slender neck. The Akatsuki cloak gave his shoulders a broader girth, too. All an illusion to make Itachi look older than his fourteen years. Kisame was not fooled, but he was amused. He wondered how long Itachi had been casting it, renewing it, slowly aging it until even he himself had forgotten the youth of his face.

“You’ll grow into it, I suppose,” Kisame murmured.

Itachi emitted a subvocal noise of annoyance. Kisame laughed and brushed past him. He’d killed all his partners and he’d likely end up killing this boy, too. But until then, he’d enjoy provoking the farce until his facade fell. What fun it was to live in such interesting times!

(Based on my headcanon that Itachi had a long-running genjutsu of himself at all times, which would explain why Itachi always looked so damn old in everyone’s memory even though he was supposed to be thirteen when he massacred his clan.)

Misadventures of amnesiac Bill & Stanley plus one very, very tired Ford. (Set sometime in the future of my same coin spinoff au).

Featuring yandere ford face because I’m not tired of it yet XDD

Evil Morty discovers that Ricks collect Mortys and make them fight each other. For fun.

Continuation of my Evil Morty origin story (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

the continued (mis) adventures of buff smol stan and politely bemused grunkle ford

sorry not sorry XD

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Growing up it was obvious Ford was bothered by his hands, even more so because others teased him for it. But no matter how many times it took, Stan did his best to make Ford feel better.