Evil Morty Discovers That Ricks Collect Mortys And Make Them Fight Each Other. For Fun.

janus, do not lead me astray

If Bill can control matter and time, what’s to say he can’t mess around with Ford’s age? :D D

Stan’s happy to play the fool if it’ll make Ford smile.

they’re totally married

Sleep deprived for days in an effort to avoid being possessed by Bill, Ford begins to hallucinate. Are they memories, or nightmares? His confused brain cannot tell the difference anymore.

Stanley, for his part, is similarly sleep deprived and tired of this bullshit. But he’s no stranger to holding someone’s head above a toilet after a bad night. It just so happens that now it’s his paranoid asshole brother that keeps rambling some crap about a triangle in a top hate.

(He doesn’t believe in Bill — yet. He will).

Iruka coughed. “No,” he said. The food had gone the wrong way.

“Oh.” Naruto always held his ramen like someone was going to take it from him. “Okay.”

“Naruto,” Iruka said. “I got this old thing way before then. I promise.”

“Okay.” Naruto stirred the broth, chasing a stray noodle. “I always wondered, is all. If it was me, I mean. The Nine Tails.”

“It wasn’t.” Iruka put down his chopsticks. He licked his lips, and then dabbed himself with a napkin. “It was, um. Mizuki.”

Naruto’s eyebrows furled. “Who?”

“Mizuki,” Iruka repeated. “Mizuki-sensei.“

“Oh. Oh! That guy.” Naruto frowned. “That’s right. You were friends.”

Iruka sighed. “Best friends.”

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“I’m sorry if it hurts Chi-Chi and Gohan, but please don’t try and resurrect me. Besides, Gohan’s a lot better person than I was…”

I think about this line a lot. It shows a lot of self awareness from Goku, y'know?

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cor's youth told through six relationships!!

mors - regis - clarus - gilgamesh - weskham - cid

A spinoff of my Evil Stan AU :D

A stray Portal Ford and his unfortunate Rick stumble upon the Human Henchmaniac, Stan “Piraña” Pines, loyal minion of one Bill Cipher.

Can they outwit the Ford-Killer Fish?

I headcanon Cor went down for one final jaunt into Taelpar Crag when he decided he'd done all he could in this life.

Gilgamesh welcomed him back with open arms.

totally self indulgent headcanon tied into this: upon death, cor becomes another sword that gilgamesh wields, and the one he takes off-world with him when he finally leaves Eos.

Gilgamesh in final fantasy lore is a unique entity that trapezes around worlds looking for fights and weapons. he is nearly always encountered with a local-world sword as well as multiple weapons of his own personal arsenal. cor -- naturally -- becomes a katana, probably named lionheart or sword of kings or somesuch moniker, it probably changes from world to world.

when used in battle, if fed spiritual energy, a spectre of cor can fight alongside him like a vergil clone, either as the >55 year old cor died as or as the 15 year old gilgamesh first met, depending on whether the wielder requires finesse or feral brutality.

In this manner, cor truly becomes immortal, and used in the way he liked best: in battle, fiercely defending those he has deemed worthy and given his loyalty to.