She Just Like Me For Real

hello government agents,

*i* just came hard on a dildo and still can't think straight

Aw, you’re such a good little puppy, you’re so cute, such a good girl~ *pets*

thank you >////////////////////////////////////<

i wanna be everyone's good girl no matter what it takes

it's honestly a crime that i haven't be florted yet.

but god to be filled with xenodrugs and taken care of for the rest of your life by a tall, kind owner is the dream

There's nothing quite like listening to a pretty girl moan in your ear. It's intoxicating.

i want my big sister to train me into being a good puppy

big sister who locks a shock collar around my neck "as a prank." big sister who slowly starts training me into obedience, shocking me as a joke every time i say "no" to her. little sis who gets fed up with her prank quickly, and snaps at her to take it off, that its not funny anymore, but she just laughs and says i don't know how to take a joke. soon enough she starts asking me to do things for her and zapping me every time i say no, making each shock more painful the more i resist, until it just gets easier to listen to her. to obey her.

big sister who trains me into being her pet, her toy, punishing me every time i resist until i forget how to disobey. big sis who molds me into the most perfect little sis she could ask for 💖

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home

kissing girls comes in three stages:

-she relaxes into your arms as you touch your lips to hers and tell her she’s safe now and she doesn’t need to be afraid anymore

-she tenses up and her eyes go wide as you grab her head firmly and your tongue stretches her throat out

-she relaxes again as the psychoactive chemicals in your saliva start to take effect and banish all those pesky human thoughts, leaving her feeling calm, safe, and fulfilled

i can believe i'm actually saying this about erotica, but the human domestication guide universe gives me hope and comfort no other media has. thank you everyone in the community yall mean the world <3

remember girls! there are no consequences for bratty puppies out there. consequence is a myth made up by Big Owner in order to keep us in line. become ungovernable today!

as a sub, thank you dommes for making us subs feel so good. i know often you all get a little ignored, so that's why im saying thank you on behalf of all subs. please continue being you <3