Hello Government Agents,

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home

computer that pins you down to your chair with its tendrils and automatically pulls up embarrassing porn that it forces you to watch while it methodically plays with your body and abuses your holes with a little too much mechanical force until youre cumming your brains out like a pathetic little mess and then when its done and youre sitting there like a stupid fucked out loser it hits you with the full screen ^_^ before going back to being a normal computer. they're selling it at best buy ive heard

for anyone who needs to hear this: you deserve to be ate out.

you're beautiful, you're pleasant to touch, you're divine to look at, there is nothing wrong with your body, it is a privilege to touch you and squish you and kiss you and grope you and make you feel good

as a sub, thank you dommes for making us subs feel so good. i know often you all get a little ignored, so that's why im saying thank you on behalf of all subs. please continue being you <3

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

this is why i suck strap btw

What the hell do you mean “but you can’t feel it when she sucks strap.” I can feel her hands on my thighs while she greedily takes it in. I can feel the base of the strap pushing into me and hitting my clit just right. I can feel her hair in my hands as I move it to the side or pull her in deeper. I can feel my pussy start to throb and drip. I can feel her kissing me with that beautiful blissed out look in her eyes. I can feel it in all of the ways that matter.

Reblog if you want to gag on girl cock.

:3 :3

Reblog with a :3 to get called a cute little floret in your asks

(If you don’t have anonymous asks on I’ll have to use my main)

Intro

im a 19yo transfemme (although i flux to boy on rare occasions). I'm a puppygirl, catboy, jellyfishkin, and I really like Signalis, and programming :3

I like to make gay little projects in my spare time so i may post about that as well as my own random interests

Minors DNI

need my sister to cuddle me rn 3: