Aw, You’re Such A Good Little Puppy, You’re So Cute, Such A Good Girl~ *pets*

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home

my wife has taken to slapping my tits a lot and she's been getting more and more rough about it and i cant help but get so horny when she abuses my tits i really fucking like it and yeah just wanted to let you all know a weakness of mine U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U

computer that pins you down to your chair with its tendrils and automatically pulls up embarrassing porn that it forces you to watch while it methodically plays with your body and abuses your holes with a little too much mechanical force until youre cumming your brains out like a pathetic little mess and then when its done and youre sitting there like a stupid fucked out loser it hits you with the full screen ^_^ before going back to being a normal computer. they're selling it at best buy ive heard

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i cum inside her like she begged

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i take my little sister out for dinner

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i let her sleep in my bed for a night

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when my hands are running up and down her soft body

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i'm making her cum all over her cute tummy

they never ask questions :3

"Can i spoon you?" boring. tired. pathetic.

"Roll over and lie still, you're going to be my stuffie tonight." clear. directional. whimsical but in a little-domme kinda way.

"I'm old enough to be your mom" proved world's second best pickup line

Second only to "you're like a sister to me"

need my sister to cuddle me rn 3:

i have a dog collar yet i feel nothing

she just like me for real

is mi >:3

Intro

im a 19yo transfemme (although i flux to boy on rare occasions). I'm a puppygirl, catboy, jellyfishkin, and I really like Signalis, and programming :3

I like to make gay little projects in my spare time so i may post about that as well as my own random interests

Minors DNI