I Want A Falke Unit To Destroy Me Physically And Mentally

she just like me for real

is mi >:3

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i cum inside her like she begged

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i take my little sister out for dinner

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i let her sleep in my bed for a night

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when my hands are running up and down her soft body

telling our parents it's just 'sibling bonding time' when i'm making her cum all over her cute tummy

they never ask questions :3

i can believe i'm actually saying this about erotica, but the human domestication guide universe gives me hope and comfort no other media has. thank you everyone in the community yall mean the world <3

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home

for anyone who needs to hear this: you deserve to be ate out.

you're beautiful, you're pleasant to touch, you're divine to look at, there is nothing wrong with your body, it is a privilege to touch you and squish you and kiss you and grope you and make you feel good

being fucked by your big sis is amazing, but rn i need to cuddle her and have my hair played with and told everything will be alright

i need to hump my partners leg as i put my face in their bulge. smelling them as the get worked up looking at me getting so dumb off their musk. i wanna be a good puppy for my girlfriend and let them fuck my throat as they give me headpats

"I'm old enough to be your mom" proved world's second best pickup line

Second only to "you're like a sister to me"

corrupting/seducing your butch older sister as a bratty femme little sister is actually the most moral thing you can do btw. its righteous to press your tits up against her and snake your arms around her waist and tease her relentlessly until all of that butch chivalry is replaced with raw need & lust for her little sis btw

i'm a dumb whore and i approve this message

dumb is cute

dumb is so cute

dumb is suuuuuper cute

be dumb