I Can Believe I'm Actually Saying This About Erotica, But The Human Domestication Guide Universe Gives

"I'm old enough to be your mom" proved world's second best pickup line

Second only to "you're like a sister to me"

thoughts right now

lydia: weh imm a puppy

evelyn: we NEED to eat something

rose: we NEED to domesticate her

i need to hump my partners leg as i put my face in their bulge. smelling them as the get worked up looking at me getting so dumb off their musk. i wanna be a good puppy for my girlfriend and let them fuck my throat as they give me headpats

trans person excited about their second puberty: “it's like I'm back in school but without the bullying this time”

their older sister, so hard she can barely stand: “i can change that”

to everyone who sees this, be a good girl and organize a protest :3c

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

it's honestly a crime that i haven't be florted yet.

but god to be filled with xenodrugs and taken care of for the rest of your life by a tall, kind owner is the dream

this is why i suck strap btw

What the hell do you mean “but you can’t feel it when she sucks strap.” I can feel her hands on my thighs while she greedily takes it in. I can feel the base of the strap pushing into me and hitting my clit just right. I can feel her hair in my hands as I move it to the side or pull her in deeper. I can feel my pussy start to throb and drip. I can feel her kissing me with that beautiful blissed out look in her eyes. I can feel it in all of the ways that matter.

you can domesticate a trans girl by putting your thumb on her tongue

my wife has taken to slapping my tits a lot and she's been getting more and more rough about it and i cant help but get so horny when she abuses my tits i really fucking like it and yeah just wanted to let you all know a weakness of mine U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home