I Hate Jk Rowling So Much. Like "ooo Cool Magic Book With Queer Coding, I Wonder Who Made It!" .... "fuck"

Suggestion: never say that again

what if 80s ford decided that the only sure-fire way to stop bill from opening the portal would be to kill himself

but he's not suicidal. he doesn't want to die. the thought of death terrifies him, obviously, just as it would terrify anyone else. but he's thought through every possible scenario and this is the only way to keep bill out of their dimension. as long as ford's alive, there's a chance his eyes could be used to get past the retinal scanner. once he's dead, it'll be impossible. doesn't matter if bill can posses corpses - the eyes will still be wrong just like any time bill possessed him while he was alive. and he doubts that his clouded-over corpse eyes could open the lock either (he shudders at the thought)

I just have this mental image of him holding a gun to his head while shaking and crying and trying to tell himself that there's no other option but oh god he doesn't want to die. but he has to. it's either him or the entire world. and that's one hell of a trolley problem, but to ford there's only one right answer to that one, even if it's an unpleasant answer. he has to do it. just pull the trigger and let the portal stay locked up forever and eventually forgotten. it's the only way to fix his potentially world-ending fuckup

I need anon hate 😔

Love it when tumblr users display the strangest anon hate they've gotten on their banner. It's like a deer's head mounted on the wall but the deer also calls you a slur

HHIIII i saw your post about interaction, so i am here >:3

i was gonna add a drawing of my sona waving but i cannot (it's reasonable to disable images in asks don't feel bad about that, please)

I didn't even know I had that disabled XD allso thanks so much I'm terified of reaching out :,)

THANK YOU

I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

very helpful art resource

I'VE BEEN ROMANCING A NON RAMANTISIBLE CHARACTER IN STARDEW VALLY FOR THREE HOURS PLEASE GOD KILL ME

I feel for you, recently lost a cat to cancer :(

Attention gravity falls enjoyers! I am opening emergency writing commissions because my cat needs meds and I’m poor!

I can write anything Gravity Falls-centric; AU, ship, NSFW, etc. I’m an English Lit masters student and I type 105 words per minute; you will have quality work within just a few days of commissioning and it’s for a very good cause 🥺

Deets under cut

I will charge 1 cent per word, with a $10 minimum. So:

1,000 words for $10

5,000 words for $50

10,000 for $100

For NSFW, there will be a price increase. Expect it to go to 2 cents per word, but we can negotiate specifics on a case by case basis.

I will accept commissions until I reach $150 to cover cat med costs.

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If you want an example of my writing, check out my work on AO3, linked on my profile!

And here’s some pics of my scrungly old lady

Erm what the sigma (TW boobs)

Someone ever say something, and you have to remind yourself that the average stranger does not infact find death threats funny.

I have Cleverly deduced my favourite mutuals mutuals and will now slowly intact my evil scheme to infiltrate there iner circle.

Billford shippers VS fidauther shippers

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you