I'VE BEEN ROMANCING A NON RAMANTISIBLE CHARACTER IN STARDEW VALLY FOR THREE HOURS PLEASE GOD KILL ME

Chat its 1:30 AM and I need to cry but allso shriek at the moon like a possum allso take multiple more melatonin

How I ship evrsingle "heterosexual" ship ever

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

CHAT TH POPE JUST FUCKING DIED WTF LMAO

My favorite thing is when people take something that was /never/ meant to be taken that seriously, and overanalyze it so much that it improves the canon 10fold

i love love love love love names when it comes to character analysis... not meanings (well. meanings too but this isn't what this post is about.) but how they're indicative of a character's identity and therefore their authenticity and trust of other people.

i've been thinking about this with grunkle stan specifically. notice how even after stealing ford's identity he still goes by stan?? yeah. he IS stan pines. by the time the show starts the only context in which he was pretending to be ford was legally. when people think of stanford pines they don't think of the strange man doing god knows what in the secluded cabin in the woods, and why would they?? they hardly knew the real ford anyway. to the people of gravity falls, there wasn't much identity for stan to be stealing. he isn't really lying to people about who he is, he just isn't telling the whole truth. hence stanley vs stanford. yeah?? yeah???

so like. isn't it funny that the character having a legal dispute with him over stealing his home calls him by his supposed full name. gideon doesn't care about stan as a person, he only cares about getting the shack off him. stan is literally just a legal obstacle to gideon. is this anything.

ALSO ALSO. the majority of the fake names he used still have some aspect of his real name in them. this man can't help but be authentic to some degree. literally the only reason he lies about who he is is for self-preservation. he doesn't want to lie to people — he literally risks being found out by using similar fake names just to keep being somewhat himself — but he has to if he wants to stay safe. stanley middle name pines they could never make me hate you.

I bet you 20 bucks you can't guess why I'm sick this time.

Self reminder

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

I have Cleverly deduced my favourite mutuals mutuals and will now slowly intact my evil scheme to infiltrate there iner circle.

Every time someone interacts with me, I get so fucking exited, yet everytime I interact on this website (especially with moots) I will either make it anonymous or just not send it 😭

Like I want friends so ba why do I do this to myself 😭😭😭

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This

Stanford needs someone who wint ask questions, he's in deep shit. Elbows deep in shit...and this injury is something he can't handle himself.

Thankfully Fiddleford knows a cousin who knows a friend who knows a guy who is some shady alley doctor, Stanford isn't convinced especially when rumours circulate that this guy is some sort of classic-horror crazy doctor but he's desperate enough...

Imagine his surprise when the man removes his mask to reveal Ford's own face looking back at him.

(Or: Stanley becomes a doctor through illegal means, he's actually good at it but has been asked to do a lot of questionable jobs that messed with his head a little.

Stanford can be a Dr but he'll need a medical doctor to continue if he wants to survive Bill)