Am I Supposed To Have A Point To My Tumblr Page? I See People Call Them Blogs And Talk About Them Like

Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?

I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

ive seen a bunch of things where its like “murder is not the answer. its a question and the anwer is yes.” but how about murder is a rhetorical question. murder? we’ll never know. theres no real answer. 

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

You are just as beautiful as the moon. If you say you’re not beautiful then you would also be saying that the moon is not beautiful.

I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok. 

In case anyone was wondering I really hate guns