I’m Writing A Harry Potter Au In My Head. So Far My Favorite Change Is That There Was No Battle Of

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.

holy hell thats cute

Sliding kiss for the win..

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So I’m currently writing a book and the trope is unwilling friends to almost lovers to enemy’s to lovers. It sounds confusing but it’s not that confusing. If you have any suggestions on how I could find tune this I’m open to those suggestions.

Im not planning on going to hell but if I end up there I’m gonna find Satan and ask “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” I just wanna know his reaction.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

There is no reprieve from humanity. In nature there are prying eyes and even in my room there is another. AAGGHGGHGHH

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?

The Miraculouses are just their fursonas.