Ive Seen A Bunch Of Things Where Its Like “murder Is Not The Answer. Its A Question And The Anwer

Me 2 months ago: I’m straight I just like listening to girl in red

Me now: *sweater weather plays*

Am I supposed to have a point to my tumblr page? I see people call them blogs and talk about them like they are supposed to be congruent and have a point to it but I’m just saying stuff that happens to me most of the time. This is just the place I put my thoughts for random internet strangers to see

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

So I got home and my brothers friends are over and one of them was like “want a pumpkin spice cookie I made?” And it took me a second to think about it because it caught me off guard and I was spacing out and she goes “it’s not laced” and like, I didn’t expect it to be but now I’m kinda sus of it.

Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Ok so apparently salvation army sucks so don't support it.

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

stealing peoples limbs is not very christ like

In a zombie apocalypse I would be the one trying to watch tv and not know what’s wrong. Like Stacy from phineas and ferb. Either that or is he the first to get infected.

Never thought there’d be a shooting at my school but dang. Today was a day.