I’m So Tired Of Humans. After Low Contact And Then Back To Full Contact My Social Limit Was Reached

ive seen a bunch of things where its like “murder is not the answer. its a question and the anwer is yes.” but how about murder is a rhetorical question. murder? we’ll never know. theres no real answer. 

I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.

ok so i just got a tumblr and i was reading a really good book and then my brain says “hey lets get on tumblr” and now i regret nothing but it was just very funny. i will update if i do end up regretting.

I like cake

Update: they are corpses that are infected with a fungus that animates corpses and is spread by injection into the blood stream.

1: would vampires breast feed? 2: when do baby vampires get their fangs?

1: would vampires breast feed? 2: when do baby vampires get their fangs?

You are just as beautiful as the moon. If you say you’re not beautiful then you would also be saying that the moon is not beautiful.

Im not planning on going to hell but if I end up there I’m gonna find Satan and ask “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” I just wanna know his reaction.

I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!