Brian: You Know, I Kinda Regret Buying You That Blender

brian: Are we going to do plan B?

vanoss: Technically, that would be plan G.

panda: How many plans do you guys have, is there like, a plan M?

vanoss: Yeah, but brian dies in plan M.

moo: I like plan M.

Ok fine i live for the sake of impel down buggy

About to crash out

❤️💜

moo: Are you a man or a woman?

vanoss: Haha, neither. I’ve tricked you. I’m actually thousands of bees stacked in a trench coat.

moo: ....what?

vanoss: bzz bzz motherfucker

nogla: you look nice, I want to kiss you.

vanoss: what?

nogla: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!

Totally not a dumb idea I thought of this morning half awake about my modern au bluffy with @actuallycassidyiambusy demon au bluffy

M! Luffy: *putting the twins down for a nap with the other luffy just genuinely getting along* there we go now that they're asleep we can head out to get a snack real quick!

M! Buggy: WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU?! *yelling at demon buggy who was in a dark corner*

panda, trying to flirt: i really like your name vanoss: thanks i got it for my birthday tyler, whispering into pandas ear: you sure you want that one?

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