Totally Not A Dumb Idea I Thought Of This Morning Half Awake About My Modern Au Bluffy With @actuallycassidyiambusy

People say being kidnapped is their worst nightmare to luffy it's a skill issue

panda: God, give me patience. vanoss: I think you mean 'give me strength'. panda: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

I've had my mlp hyperfixation for over half my life... I ain't think it's going away any time soon

Wilbur joined VC on Tommy's stream to yell about whipped cream and threaten to kiss Sneegsnag

Sneeg: [yelling] What the fuck is 'squirty cream'? That's so weird!

Fundy: You do what?

Ranboo: Cream that squirts!

Sneeg: It's whipped cream!

Wilbur: [yelling] WHAT? No we fucking don't, what are you on about? I have NEVER called it 'squirty' - it's WHIPPED CREAM, no one calls it 'squirty cream'! Fuck are you on, mate?

Sneeg: I've been bamboozled-

Wilbur: You are just wrong! You are just wrong and a fool!

Sneeg: I'm gonna give you the biggest hug when I see you, I swear to god-

Wilbur: I'm gonna kiss you on the lips you mother fucker!

[Meanwhile Fundy and Ranboo are spinning in a composter]

Sneeg: WHAT?! YOU FUCKING BETTER! I'm looking forward to it actually!

Wilbur: I'm gonna give you a little kiss on the lips and then I'm gonna leave like this. [leaves VC]

Tommy: [shocked and traumatized]

Ranboo: And there he goes. Kiss em and leave em, that's how Wilbur lives.

Vanoss and banoss

My fourteen-year-old Scout main brother who has never heard of the concept of "kinning" in his life is sending me memes he's made about Tom Jones. Sorry but I think I'm living with literal real life Scout tf2

Evan: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first?

anthony: the good news?

Evan: it is very unlikely that i will ever do it again

I love maybell, and I love my wife's oc Rouge so much!

Breaking in a new sketch pad with these idiots🖤