brian: Are we going to do plan B?
vanoss: Technically, that would be plan G.
panda: How many plans do you guys have, is there like, a plan M?
vanoss: Yeah, but brian dies in plan M.
moo: I like plan M.
vanoss: you’re pretty dumb
nogla: thank you
vanoss: why are you thanking me? i just insulted you.
nogla: all i heard was “you’re pretty”. i’m focusing on the positives in life
I adore this woman so much
panda: How drunk was I last night?
vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
I'm not that tiny
Maybell!!! I may have made her smaller than she really is to @actuallycassidyiambusy buggy
terroriser: Wanna see what kind of trouble we can get into?
mini: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?
terroriser: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
mini: You absolutely do not
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss:
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss: [draws Homer]
panda: [sigh]
you can’t give me the cutest promt i’ve heard and not expect me to draw it
AU where Heavy doesn’t recognize his feelings for Medic, so when his sister gets a boyfriend he doesn’t like he invites Medic to spend the holidays with his family and tries talking him up to Zhanna in the hopes that she will fall for him and dump Soldier and then his best friend will be a part of the family. But Medic doesn’t realize Heavy’s trying to set him up with his sister and thinks he’s trying to build him up to his family in the hopes that they’ll be accepting when he confesses his love and they come out together.
I never understood people who thought that sending death threats to others was an okay way of showing they didn't like something. It's just childish, really, and I don't know which fandom this is for or from so I'm really not sure how bad it is but even then I'd still never wish something awful that happened in the show or media would happen to another person.
Wishing death on a real disabled person is such a weird way to prove you're somehow the better side of the fandom, anon.
Evan: Wanna see what kind of trouble I can get into?
moo: Oh god, you're going to die, aren't you?
Evan: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself
moo: You absolutely do not
smitty: I give up. I’m too tired. moo: GET THE EMERGENCY SUPPLY! kryoz: *carries vanoss and places them in front of smitty* vanoss: *Smiles* smitty: AND I AM BACK BABY, LETS GOOOOO!