*Jayce And Viktor Entering A Dive Bar*

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Caitlyn: You people already know too much about me.

Vi: I know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.

Silco: Twelve, actually.

Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?

Silco: Yours!

Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.

Caitlyn: Life could be a lot worse, Vi.

Vi: Life could be a lot better too?

Jayce: Look. I may not be a saint, but it’s not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw that the owner lived out of state so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Viktor: That’s weirdly specific. Are you sure you haven’t-

Jayce: I was just giving an example. No need to look too much into it.

Arcane as Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 2

Vi: I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff … it’s usually pretty bad, I mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like “Hell yeah, I’m starved for this lasagna!” And then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on the top and it’s like … it’s like you are eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about?

Kara: You love me, right, Lena

Lena: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

Sevika: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Powder/Jinx: I’LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Sevika: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, and use soap this time?

Jinx: I just ended a four year relationship.

Ekko: Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay?

Jinx: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

*Vi and Caitlyn fight from across the room*

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.